"What our Parents Used to
Say"
Here are some quotes from people in the
U.S. during the 1950's.
(1). "I'll tell you one thing, if
things keep going the way they are,
its' going to be impossible to buy a weeks
groceries for $20."
(2) "Have you seen the new cars coming
out next year? It won't be long
when $5000 will only buy a used one."
(3). "If cigarettes keep going up in
price, I'm going to quit. A quarter
a pack is ridiculous."
(4). "Did you hear the post office is
thinking about charging a dime
just to mail a letter?"
(5). "The Government is wanting to get
its hands on everything. Pretty
soon it's going to be impossible to run a family
business or farm."
(6). "If they raise the minimum wage to
$1, nobody will be able to hire
outside help at the store."
(7). "When I first started driving, who
would have thought gas would
someday cost 50 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be
better off leaving the car
in the garage."
(8). "Kids today are impossible. Those
duck tail hair cuts make it
impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know,
boys will be wearing
their hair as long as the girls."
(9). "Also, their music drives me wild. This
`Rock Around The Clock`
thing is nothing but racket."
(10). "I'm afraid to send my kids to the
movies any more. Ever since
they let Clark Gable get by with saying `damn`
in`Gone With The Wind,`it
seems every movie has a `hell` or`damn in it."
(11). "Also, it won't be long until
couples are sleeping in the same bed
in the movies. What is this world coming to?"
(12)."Marilyn Monroe is now showing her
bra and panties, so apparently
there are no standards anymore."
(13). "Pretty soon you won't be able to
buy a good 10 cent cigar."
(14). "I read the other day where some
scientist thinks possible to put
a man on the moon by the end of the of
thecentury. They even have some
fellows they call astronauts preparing for it
down in Texas."
(15). "Did you see where some baseball
player just signed a contract for
$75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't
surprise me if someday
they'll be making more than the president."
(16). "Do you suppose television will
ever reach our part of the
country?"
(17). "I never thought I'd see the day
all our kitchen appliances would
be electric. They are even making electric
typewriters now."
(18). "It's too bad things are so tough
nowadays. I see where a few
married women are having to work to make ends
meet."
(19). "It won't be long before young
couples are going to have to hire
someone to watch their kids so they can both
work."
(20). "Marriage doesn't mean a thing
anymore, those Hollywood stars seem
to be getting divorced at the drop of a hat."
(21). " I'll tell you one thing. If my
kid ever talks back to me, they
won't be able to sit down for a week."
(22). "Did you know the new church in
town is allowing women to wear
slacks to their service?"
(23). "Next thing you know is, the
government will start paying us not
to grow crops."
(24). "I'm just afraid the Volkswagen car
is going to open the door to a
whole lot of foreign business."
(25). "Thank goodness I won't live to see
the day when the Government
takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes
wonder if we are electing
the best people to congress."
(26). "Why in the world would you want to
send your daughter to college?
Isn't she going to get married? It would be
different if she could be a
doctor or a lawyer."
(27). "I just hate to see the young
people smoking. As I tell my kids,
"Don't take a cigarette from ANYONE. You never
know what might be in
it."
(28). The drive-in restaurant is
convenient in nice weather, but I
seriously doubt they will ever catch on."
(29). "There is no sense going to Lincoln or
Omaha anymore for a
weekend. It costs nearly $15 a night to stay in a
hotel."
(30). "Anymore no one can afford to be
sick, $35 a day in the hospital
is too rich for my blood."
(31). "If a few idiots want to risk their
necks flying across the
country that's fine, but nothing will ever
replace trains."
(32). "I don't know about you but if they
raise the price of coffee to
15 cents, I'll just have to drink mine at home."
(33). "If they think I'll pay 50 cents
for a hair cut, forget it. I'll
have my wife learn to cut hair."
(34). "We won't be going out much
anymore. Our baby sitter informed us
she wants 50 cents an hour. Kids think money
grows on trees."
(35). "Cars which dim their lights by sensors,
automatic transmissions,
and who knows what else? Pretty soon they will
drive themselves."
No! It wasn't
so long
ago!!!
"Quiz
#1"
1: Name the
Beatles. ____, _____, ____, ____.
2 :Finish the line: "Lions and tigers and
bears, _______
3: "Hey kids, what time is it?" ___ _____
_____ ____.
4: What do M&M's do? ____ ____ __ ____ ,
___
___ ____ ____
5: What helps build strong bodies 12
ways?
6: Long before he was Mohammed Ali, we
knew
him as _______ ____.
7:"You'll wonder where the yellow went,
____
___ _____ ____ _____"
8: Post-baby boomers know Bob Denver as
the
Skipper's "little buddy." But we true boomers
know that Bob Denver is actually Dobie's closest
friend, M______ G. K_____.
9: M-I-C: See ya' real soon; K-E-Y: ___?
_______ __ ____ ___..
10: "Brylcream: _ ______ ______ __ ___."
11: Bob Dylan advised us never to trust
anyone ____ __.
12:From the early days of our music, real
rock 'n roll, finish this line:"I wonder, wonder,
wonder...wonder who; ___ _____ ___ ____ __ ____?"
13: And while we're remembering rock n'
roll,
try this one: "War...uh-huh, huh...yea; what is
it good for? __________ _____."
14: Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis,
Superman fights a never-ending battle for truth,
justice, and ___ ________ ___.
15: He came out of the University of
Alabama,
and became one of the best quarterbacks in the
history of the NFL. He later went on to appear in
a television commercial wearing women's
stockings. He is Broadway _________.
16: "I'm Popeye the sailor man; I'm
Popeye
the sailor man. I'm strong to the finish, _____ _
____ __ _______, I'm Popeye the sailor man."
17: Your children probably recall that
Peter
Pan was recently played by Robin Williams, but we
will always remember when
Peter was played by _________.
18: In a movie from the late sixties,
Paul
Newman played Luke, a ne'er do well who was sent
to a prison camp for cutting off the heads of
parking meters with a pipe cutter. When he was
captured after an unsuccessful attempt to escape,
the camp commander (played by Strother Martin)
used this experience as a lesson for the other
prisoners, and explained, "What we have here, __
_ _______ __
19: In 1962, a dejected politician
chastised
the press after losing a race for governor while
announcing his retirement from politics. "Just
think, you won't have _______ _____ to kick
around any more."
20: "Every morning, at the mine, you
could
see him arrive; He stood six foot, six, weighed
245. Kinda' broad at the shoulder, and narrow at
the hip. And everybody knew you didn't give no
lip, __ ___ ___ ____."
21: "I found my thrill, __ _________
____."
22: "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, ________
___
___." (This originated long before even the first
of us boomers was born. But in order to be a true
baby boomer, you have to have some breadth.)
23: "Good night, David." "_________
_________,__________."
24. "Liar, liar, _____ __ ____."
25."When it's least expected, you're
elected;
You're the star today. Smile! ______ __ ______
______."
26.From our parents' day, as I recall, it
was
Pogo, the comic strip character, who said, "We
have met the enemy, and __ __ __."
Answers
1. John, Paul, George,
Ringo
2. oh, my
3. It's Howdy Doody Time!
4. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
5. Wonder Bread
6. Cassius Clay
7. when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.
8. Maynard G. Krebbs
9. Why? Because we like you.
10. A little dab 'll do ya.
11. over 30
12. who wrote the book of love
13. Absolutely nothin'
14. the American way
15. Joe Namath
16. 'cause I eats me spinach
17. Mary Martin
18. is a failure to communicate.
19. Richard Nixon
20. to Big Bad John
21. on Blueberry Hill
22. wherever you are.
23. Good night, Chet.
24. pants on fire
25. You're on Candid Camera
26. he is us
"Age Barometer"
Count each one you remember as one
point. Score is rated below. Age Barometer.
1. Blackjack chewing gum.
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar
water.
3. Candy cigarettes.
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles.
5. Coffee shops with table side jukeboxes.
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with
cardboard stoppers.
7. Party lines.
8. Newsreels before the movie.
9. P.F. Flyers.
10. Butch wax.
11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix
(Olive - 6933).
12. Peashooters.
13. Howdy Doody.
14. 45 RPM records.
15. S&H Green Stamps.
16. Hi-fi's.
17. Metal ice trays with levers.
18. Mimeograph paper.
19. Blue flashbulbs.
20. Beanie and Cecil.
21. Roller skate keys.
22. Cork popguns.
23. Drive-ins.
24. Studebakers.
25. Wash tub wringers.
If you remembered 0-5 = You're still
young. If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting
older. If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your
age. If you remembered 16-25 =
You're older than dirt!
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my
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did.
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